Fobfom is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless shrew.

Fobfom created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobfom, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fobfom, he will laugh at you.

Fobfom's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fobfom's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always treat gulls with great respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.