Konbanbun is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, uncaring cow.

Konbanbun created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Konbanbun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Konbanbun, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Konbanbun's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Konbanbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Hide if eight turtles approach from the north.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Do not covet oxen.