Nanlan Flanfabhivgidraksitcud Buglarnzan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy horse.

Nanlan Flanfabhivgidraksitcud Buglarnzan created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanlan Flanfabhivgidraksitcud Buglarnzan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nanlan Flanfabhivgidraksitcud Buglarnzan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Nanlan Flanfabhivgidraksitcud Buglarnzan's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nanlan Flanfabhivgidraksitcud Buglarnzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must love Nanlan Flanfabhivgidraksitcud Buglarnzan.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Fast once a month.