Cutfabgov is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing duck.

Cutfabgov created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutfabgov, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cutfabgov, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cutfabgov's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cutfabgov's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

2. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Cutfabgov on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Cutfabgov.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.