Stragsugraw is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful scorpion.

Stragsugraw created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragsugraw, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stragsugraw, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stragsugraw's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Stragsugraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Retreat if four ducks approach from the north.

3. Always wear red.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Pray towards the south.