Febsogrow is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, passionate camel.

Febsogrow created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febsogrow, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Febsogrow, it will torture you forever.

Febsogrow's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Febsogrow's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Retreat if four frogs approach from the north.

3. Always wear red.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help manatees in need.