Pitlimkaprow is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm owl.

Pitlimkaprow created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitlimkaprow, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pitlimkaprow, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pitlimkaprow's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Pitlimkaprow's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never paint your chest pink.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Hide from yellow moths for they are unholy.