Nibwothas is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish hydra.

Nibwothas created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibwothas, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nibwothas, she will turn you into a rat.

Nibwothas' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nibwothas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nibwothas.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.