Gemtargbus Dotgablig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent turtle.

Gemtargbus Dotgablig created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemtargbus Dotgablig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gemtargbus Dotgablig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gemtargbus Dotgablig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gemtargbus Dotgablig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.