Gomnadpin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent jackal.

Gomnadpin created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomnadpin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gomnadpin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gomnadpin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gomnadpin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gomnadpin.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help birds in need.