Fatzanhas is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humorless crane.

Fatzanhas created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatzanhas, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fatzanhas, it will send you a sign.

Fatzanhas' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fatzanhas' Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Pray towards the east.