Lipbadfodvonkwaptabbit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-assured cow.

Lipbadfodvonkwaptabbit created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbadfodvonkwaptabbit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lipbadfodvonkwaptabbit, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Lipbadfodvonkwaptabbit's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Lipbadfodvonkwaptabbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.