Babnellfemflatnarlxinwitxen is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful warg.

Babnellfemflatnarlxinwitxen created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Babnellfemflatnarlxinwitxen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babnellfemflatnarlxinwitxen, he will be very unhappy.

Babnellfemflatnarlxinwitxen's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Babnellfemflatnarlxinwitxen's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Babnellfemflatnarlxinwitxen.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Never play with disobedient children.