Cisskompark is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage aardvark.

Cisskompark created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisskompark, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cisskompark, it will manifest in front of you.

Cisskompark's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cisskompark's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cisskompark.