Cissflanlik is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, generous lobster.

Cissflanlik created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissflanlik, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cissflanlik, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cissflanlik's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cissflanlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.