Wikwodqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured elephant.

Wikwodqueeg created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikwodqueeg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wikwodqueeg, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wikwodqueeg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wikwodqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.