Migartzedfet is a god.

It takes the form of a large, charitable wasp.

Migartzedfet created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Migartzedfet, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Migartzedfet, it will turn you into a tree.

Migartzedfet's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Migartzedfet's Holy Commandments

1. Migartzedfet loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Always help snails.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.