Fob Dogdaptaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless deer.

Fob Dogdaptaf created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fob Dogdaptaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fob Dogdaptaf, she will boil you in a big pot.

Fob Dogdaptaf's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fob Dogdaptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide if eight voles approach from the east.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. You must pray to Fob Dogdaptaf four times a day.

5. Never talk about doves.