Jabtimnut is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered octopus.
Jabtimnut created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.
If you believe in Jabtimnut, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in Jabtimnut, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Jabtimnut's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Jabtimnut's Holy Commandments
1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.
2. Feed all hungry birds.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Do not take Jabtimnut's name in vain.
5. Never go into indigo rooms.