Rencidsad Rawhitzed is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing mongoose.

Rencidsad Rawhitzed created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rencidsad Rawhitzed, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rencidsad Rawhitzed, it will turn you into a rat.

Rencidsad Rawhitzed's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rencidsad Rawhitzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Put Rencidsad Rawhitzed first in all things.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Do not drink alcohol.