Futtarpbam is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, calm penguin.

Futtarpbam created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Futtarpbam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Futtarpbam, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Futtarpbam's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Futtarpbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.