Sitpangdud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering shrew.

Sitpangdud created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitpangdud, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sitpangdud, he will curse you with boils.

Sitpangdud's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sitpangdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about cell theory.