Foss is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic slug.
Foss created time and space five thousand years ago.
If you believe in Foss, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in Foss, he will torture you forever.
Foss' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Foss' Holy Commandments
1. Do not shave your neck.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never think about comets.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never look at nebulae.