Jintabbon is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent hare.

Jintabbon created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jintabbon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jintabbon, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Jintabbon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jintabbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls in need.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about moons.