Padhotget Homtarsid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, wise dog.

Padhotget Homtarsid created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Padhotget Homtarsid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Padhotget Homtarsid, he will destroy your home solar system.

Padhotget Homtarsid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Padhotget Homtarsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Padhotget Homtarsid's priests.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.