Bumnuttboss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, competent meerkat.

Bumnuttboss created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumnuttboss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bumnuttboss, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bumnuttboss' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bumnuttboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never bounce near tapirs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.