Figomtxenyamnegdav is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, caring finch.

Figomtxenyamnegdav created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Figomtxenyamnegdav, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Figomtxenyamnegdav, she will make you grow a tail.

Figomtxenyamnegdav's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Figomtxenyamnegdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Hide from purple dogs for they are unholy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.