Tailyokteen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent beaver.

Tailyokteen created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailyokteen, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tailyokteen, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tailyokteen's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tailyokteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to bats while wearing indigo ear rings.

2. Tailyokteen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never wear orange coats.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.