Batsombat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic gnu.

Batsombat created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batsombat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Batsombat, he will boil you in a big pot.

Batsombat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Batsombat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Feed all hungry horses.