Fabfobrapvin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous bird.

Fabfobrapvin created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabfobrapvin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fabfobrapvin, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fabfobrapvin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fabfobrapvin's Holy Commandments

1. Fabfobrapvin loves otters, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not laugh in public.