Faddodgofsog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust clam.

Faddodgofsog created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Faddodgofsog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Faddodgofsog, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Faddodgofsog's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Faddodgofsog's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Run away if six foxes approach from the north.

4. Faddodgofsog loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Fast once a month.