Podbastxin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, charitable pigeon.

Podbastxin created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Podbastxin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Podbastxin, he will turn you into a goat.

Podbastxin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Podbastxin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine nematodes approach from the south.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away if three hamsters approach from the east.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about dolphins.