Stikwatdut is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered horse.

Stikwatdut created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Stikwatdut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stikwatdut, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Stikwatdut's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Stikwatdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.