Vidlaplarn is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, thoughtless parrot.

Vidlaplarn created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidlaplarn, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vidlaplarn, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vidlaplarn's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Vidlaplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of tapirs.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always look after injured whales.