Cudflydodgepgem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind lion.

Cudflydodgepgem created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudflydodgepgem, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cudflydodgepgem, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cudflydodgepgem's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cudflydodgepgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Put Cudflydodgepgem first in all things.

5. Always help ducks in need.