Manponwan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane armadillo.

Manponwan created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Manponwan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Manponwan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Manponwan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Manponwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never wear yellow tights.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Manponwan on top of important buildings.
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