Weghudflat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, calm salamander.

Weghudflat created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weghudflat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Weghudflat, he will turn you into a dog.

Weghudflat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Weghudflat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Weghudflat.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.