Pigpidged is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty swan.

Pigpidged created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigpidged, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pigpidged, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pigpidged's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pigpidged's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pigpidged.

2. Always obey Pigpidged's priests.

3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Pigpidged on top of important buildings.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.