Fodcep is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fast bear.

Fodcep created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodcep, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fodcep, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fodcep's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fodcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Put Fodcep first in all things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not take Fodcep's name in vain.

5. Fodcep loves shrews, so they must be honoured.