Bogkopfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, fussy cat.

Bogkopfoss created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Bogkopfoss, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogkopfoss, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bogkopfoss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bogkopfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bogkopfoss.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not eat corn.