Bunvilrut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish bat.

Bunvilrut created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunvilrut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bunvilrut, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bunvilrut's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bunvilrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Retreat if seven great tits approach from the north.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.