Gamnadyikgod is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, prudent sheep.

Gamnadyikgod created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamnadyikgod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gamnadyikgod, it will torture you forever.

Gamnadyikgod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gamnadyikgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near doves.

2. Always obey Gamnadyikgod's priests.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Always pray immersed in water.