Mislighig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, calm wolf.

Mislighig created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Mislighig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mislighig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mislighig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Mislighig's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of eagles.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always help voles.