Panggomarn is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fast otter.

Panggomarn created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Panggomarn, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Panggomarn, it will try to impress you with trees.

Panggomarn's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Panggomarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Pray towards the south.