Cedparkhog is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, narcissistic spider.

Cedparkhog created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cedparkhog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cedparkhog, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cedparkhog's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cedparkhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedparkhog.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.