Hudyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, flying beaver.

Hudyarp created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudyarp, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hudyarp, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Hudyarp's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hudyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Worship no other gods but Hudyarp.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat green fruit.