Cumwapnart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, prudent camel.

Cumwapnart created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumwapnart, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cumwapnart, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Cumwapnart's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cumwapnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Cumwapnart must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Cumwapnart loves goats, so they must be honoured.