Gephapcip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, able chinchilla.

Gephapcip created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Gephapcip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gephapcip, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gephapcip's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gephapcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.