Gemgangub is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, cheerful alligator.

Gemgangub created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemgangub, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gemgangub, she will manifest in front of you.

Gemgangub's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Gemgangub's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Hide if eight moths approach from the north.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.