Artflanflat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, intelligent grasshopper.

Artflanflat created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Artflanflat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Artflanflat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Artflanflat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Artflanflat's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Put Artflanflat first in all things.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.